Archive for February, 2008

19
Feb
08

Impossible Questions: Irregularity

As you know, the only tangible thing you need to qualify for JET is a Bachelor’s degree. In anything. Therefore, not many of us ALTs have degrees in linguistics. Despite this, I am often asked questions about our ridiculously complicated language (I’m happy I was born into it, because it would be a bitch to learn otherwise) that I simply don’t know. I often feel like the mom to the kid who just keeps asking why until the mom breaks down and says “Because I said so!” I call these the “impossible questions.”

Today’s impossible question: Rooren-sensei, how did you learn all the irregular past-tense forms of verbs?

The 1st years (7th-graders) are finally learning about the past tense. They seems to like it so far since it’s a bit more regular than other forms (I cook, he cooks) and doesn’t bother with “am, are, is”. Too bad so many common verbs have an irregular past-tense form (go – went, buy – bought). Hell, I mess up all the time; I tried to use the word “bidded” with my mom yesterday. So, when my JTE asks me how did I learn all these forms, I replied I learned from speaking and being corrected by the adults around me, then refining it in school. The JTE seemed a bit unsatisfied with the answer, saying, “so you have to be taught all this is in school”, indicating we have written drills on past tense or something. I said kind of, but I think most English speakers get it by just using it. Then I mentioned spelling tests, and we spent the rest of the time talking about that.

It is possible I did have drills on irregular past tense form in elementary school that I just blocked out due to trauma. I remember “Daily oral language” being the worst part of my day.

12
Feb
08

The almighty piece of paper, part ni

Last time, I covered the first unspoken rule of paper in Japan (never throw any piece of paper you get in Japan away). This second rule is also unspoken and is possibly more important that the first

2. If it’s an ALTs word against a piece of paper, paper trumps ALT, always.

It really doesn’t matter how unofficial the piece of paper is. It could be something drunkenly scrawled on a napkin, but if the ALT says something that contradicts what’s written on a piece of paper, by God, that piece of paper will win. This isn’t a hard tested theory yet, but I am constantly collecting proof that ALT < piece of paper.

Continue reading ‘The almighty piece of paper, part ni’

08
Feb
08

Ah, I’ve been looking for one of these

I wish I could take credit for this gem of an Engrish find, but it was the other ALT in town who spotted this in the conference room of one of our junior highs. I just wish I knew what these guys were going for. Is it possibly because the brand is “Peacock” and they wanted to use one syllable, but decided “double pea” didn’t roll off the tongue as well? Whatever happened, the result is hilarious.

Double Cock Keeper

One for you, and one for your friend!




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